“Open when you need to laugh instead of cry”
Okay, close your eyes and picture it: the day we tried to be adults and it went catastrophically wrong. You know the one. I still can't believe we survived that with our dignity technically intact. Whatever is making you want to cry right now, I promise you it is less absurd than that afternoon, and we laughed about that for a year. We're going to laugh about this too. Probably sooner than you think.
— Still not sorry.